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The Tales of Daniel


Honestly, this is better than a good morning text. It’s 4am and you’re thinking about me.

Honestly, this is better than a good morning text. It’s 4am and you’re thinking about me.

(Source: reservedmouth)



thesacredword:

Glarus, Switzerland.

thesacredword:

Glarus, Switzerland.



141930 NOTES | Reblogged from nonentity

If I’m comfortable with you, I’ll: 

  • be able to hold a conversation that lasts for over five minutes
  • tell you weird and personal details about myself
  • share dumb youtube videos and music with you
  • say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb
  • type strangely

If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and:

  • talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts 
  • actually tell you when i’m upset 
  • try to make conversation with you 
  • just generally act really silly when I’m in a good mood
  • tell you jokes even if they’re bad 

sunsetsandserotonin:

amysphoenix:

ughwenz:

Get rid of your boundaries and the universe is yours.

i know i reblog this a lot but fuckin look at it

(Source: atavus)



monobeartheater:

ennvui:

moldykins:

please don’t tease carnivorous plants like this!!!! it takes enormous amounts of their energy to dissolve the insects that they need to survive and it takes days to process them!!! when you do this you’re wasting all of their energy and pretty much starving them!!!!!

it’s a fuckin’ plant jesus christ

yeah and its still a living thing are you the kind of person who pulls the legs off of ants or steps on snails on purpose jackass?

monobeartheater:

ennvui:

moldykins:

please don’t tease carnivorous plants like this!!!! it takes enormous amounts of their energy to dissolve the insects that they need to survive and it takes days to process them!!! when you do this you’re wasting all of their energy and pretty much starving them!!!!!

it’s a fuckin’ plant jesus christ

yeah and its still a living thing are you the kind of person who pulls the legs off of ants or steps on snails on purpose jackass?

(Source: wild-guy)



75593 NOTES | Reblogged from kyooobear

sluttyoliveoil:

haha if youre bored you could kiss me idk just sayin

gothiccharmschool:

ladyshinga:

kinsara:

draelogor:

lotrlockedwhovian:

viivus:

period thoughts

that would make the funniest fucking story ever. Due to a mix up at the factory, the template for incantations that was supposed to a publishing company of dark art books is sent to a feminine products factory. Girl then accidentally summons Satan with period blood. Satan gets confused because its “dead blood” and when he shows up he realizes the sacrifice was done incorrectly so he cannot take the girl’s soul but now is bound to do her bidding because oops his bad, he showed up anyway.

PLEASE
















I NEEDED THIS SO MUCH IN MY LIFE, I JUST NOW REALIZED THAT

YES. I APPROVE. 

gothiccharmschool:

ladyshinga:

kinsara:

draelogor:

lotrlockedwhovian:

viivus:

period thoughts

that would make the funniest fucking story ever. Due to a mix up at the factory, the template for incantations that was supposed to a publishing company of dark art books is sent to a feminine products factory. Girl then accidentally summons Satan with period blood. Satan gets confused because its “dead blood” and when he shows up he realizes the sacrifice was done incorrectly so he cannot take the girl’s soul but now is bound to do her bidding because oops his bad, he showed up anyway.

PLEASE

I NEEDED THIS SO MUCH IN MY LIFE, I JUST NOW REALIZED THAT

YES. I APPROVE. 



140388 NOTES | Reblogged from anicofe

teroknortailor:

boi-interrupted:

luxuryon:

How to build a dome

All Photos © Steve Areen

This is awesome.

this is some tattooine level shit right here



23520 NOTES | Reblogged from kyooobear

Miss Honey was a wonderful teacher, and a friend to everyone

(Source: strategicandbeautiful)



2288 NOTES | Reblogged from volitionary

youlovelylilshit:

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS

youlovelylilshit:

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS

(Source: memewhore)



176870 NOTES | Reblogged from volitionary

archejoiyo:

snivysky:


I think I did it wrong

I think it’s beautiful

archejoiyo:

snivysky:

image

I think I did it wrong

I think it’s beautiful

(Source: unicornbloodandguts)



265075 NOTES | Reblogged from volitionary
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